About PG
Alchmy has one set of hands. Mine.
I build the agents, ship them in seven days, and answer when something breaks. AI, GTM, and RevOps systems that teams actually adopt, built by the person you will actually talk to.
Patrick "PG" Smith
Founder · Cincinnati, OH
The English major who fell in love with Python.
I started in libraries and lecture halls, lost in Vonnegut and Aristotle. Three bachelor's degrees later (English, philosophy, digital media), I'd learned the thing that turned out to matter most: the best patterns hide between worlds that look unrelated.
Then code stopped looking like math and started looking like language. AI didn't replace the creative work; it amplified it. RevOps turned out to be human behavior at scale, not spreadsheets. Alchmy is where all of it meets.
There's no agency layer here, because there's no agency. One person scopes it, builds it, ships it, and stands behind it. That isn't a limitation I apologize for. It's the whole point.
The arc
How I got here.
How I work
The formula.
Ship in seven
Seven days or less. Every build, every time.
Fixed price
Scope in, price out. No hourly billing, ever.
Async-first
Loom over meetings. Your calendar stays yours.
You own it
Every agent ships with the keys and the docs.
The receipts
Results, not résumé.
Pipeline recovered from a 26,000-record CRM rebuild.
Data accuracy, up from 40%, with Clay, Python, and AI.
More qualified leads, at a quarter of the paid cost.
Webinar attendance: double the benchmark, triple the leads.
Qualified leads from a single industry report.
People trained in 90 days, with a 150% engagement lift.
In their words
What clients say.
"Patrick transformed our lead qualification process with AI: 40% faster response times and 25% higher conversion rates."
Hannah Deters, Head of Operations
"A rare swiss-army knife in the world of marketing. Excellent strategist and tactician who does what he says he is going to do."
Upwork client, 5-star review
"One of the most ambitious and intellectually curious people I have ever met. A master of all things AI."
Andrew Roe, Gardner Business Media
"He had a gift for spotting opportunities others might miss and turning them into tangible results."
Emma Deters, Gardner Business Media
How we work together
Async-first. No standing meetings. Reply when it makes sense.
A few rules of the road so we both know what we're signing up for.
RULE 01
Email + Loom > calls.
Most updates fit in a paragraph and a 90-second screen recording. Calls are reserved for kickoff and unblockers, never status.
RULE 02
Fixed price. Fixed scope.
No hourly billing. No surprise invoices. Scope creep is a change order with its own line item, not a freebie.
RULE 03
Day-2 test set, day-5 demo, day-7 v1.
You see real output by Tuesday of week one. If the test set isn't passing 85% by Wednesday, we re-scope before we keep building.
RULE 04
You own it after handoff.
Every agent ships with a Loom walkthrough, a training doc, and a fix-window. Optional retainer if you want me watching it; otherwise it's yours.
Get started
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Thirty minutes, no commitment. We map the workflows costing you the most time and tell you which ones are worth automating.